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  2. "It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside."
    — (via psych-facts)

    (via fromtheeeclouds)

     

  3. Best Author-on-Author Insults in History

    1. Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
    2. Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling: How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.
    3. H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw: An idiot child screaming in a hospital.
    4. Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen: Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.
    5. William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
    6. Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
    7. W. H. Auden on Robert Browning: I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.
    8. Mark Twain on Jane Austen: Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
     
  4. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    gazzymouse:

    beckpoppins:

    meganhilty:

    Anastasia

    Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

    god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

    Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

    ^ SO MUCH THIS

    It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

    We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

     
  5. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    mishawinsexster:

    gordon ramsay has seen things in his time kitchen nightmaring 

    This show has definitely made me paranoid about what could be going on in a restaurant kitchen…

     

  6. "the next time he
    points out the
    hair on your legs is
    growing back remind
    that boy your body
    is not his home
    he is a guest.
    warn him to
    never outstep
    his welcome
    again"
    — rupi kaur (via killgender)

    (via t34ch3r)

     

    1. *Post making fun of oppressed people*
    2. Oppressed people: Hey, that isn't cool.
    3. Oppressors: GEEZ, TAKE A JOKE!!! GOSH, YOU CAN'T BE CODDLED FOREVER THE WORLD WON'T CATER TO UR SILLY WHIMS!!
    4. *Post making fun of oppressors*
    5. Oppressors: This shit. I cannot STAND this shit right here. YOU REALLY THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE "''''OPPRESSED''''" YOU CAN BE MEAN TO MAJORITY GROUPS? HATE GETS US NOWHERE GUYS. STOP FUCKING BULLYING OR I'LL STOP SUPPORTING YOU AND YOUR MOVEMENT. FUCKING HYPOCRITES, I SWEAR TO GOD. THIS IS /JUST/ AS BAD AS WHEN WE OPPRESS YOU!
     

  7. fedorea:

    why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

    (via casistooadorableandithurts)

     
  8. super-highschool-level-homestuck:

    iprayforangels:

    plushestrumpest:

    30secondstocalifornia:

    wingscanspeak:

    zorobro:

    wingscannotspeak:

    peetasboxers:

    kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

    I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

    uh

    yeah

    Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

    So i tried it both ways and uh

    i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

    this made me laugh really hard….

    and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

    but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

    So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

    Its not science unless you write it down so 

    First method:

    image
    Well done, i guess…

    Second:

    image
    I fucked up

    Girls… how?

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

    I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

    It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

    Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

    Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

    but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

    and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

    It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

    bless you

    (Source: princessveroni, via etsunara)

     
  9. lettherebedoodles:

    A Whole New World…

    (( So this week I decided to try something a little different. :) I saw some beautiful “race-bent” Disney a while ago and wanted to try it out, so here’s some of our ladies. :D (There wasn’t really any rhyme or reason to my choices, I just started fiddling with the images and these happened.) :P I’m going to go back to doing genderbent stuff, but I think I’ll do some of these every once in a while if you guys would like to see more. :) ))

    (via faineemae)

     

  10. "Lifestyle feminism ushered in the notion that there could be as many versions of feminism as there were women. Suddenly the politics was being slowly removed from feminism. And the assumption prevailed that no matter what a woman’s politics, be she conservative or liberal, she too could fit feminism into her existing lifestyle. Obviously this way of thinking has made feminism more acceptable because its underlying assumption is that women can be feminists without fundamentally challenging and changing themselves or the culture."
     

  11. "It’s really disappointing to me the way the show has taken so many of its female characters. GRRM has one of the best fantasy-novel depictions I can think of of what it’s like to be a woman in a world that is overwhelmingly geared to hate women—I can get the argument that not all fantasy worlds need to be ones that hate women, but he has some really important and interesting social commentary, commentary that often goes deeper than just the surface level (Cersei and Arya’s relation to their femininity is really compelling to me in particular). They’re characters that resonate with me and that I really respond to. And I think the vast majority of those nuances have been lost in translation. Some of that is inevitable, just because of the scope of television vs. thousand page novels. But certain things just seem so callous, like having Asha Greyjoy call Theon a “c-nt” to demean him when in the novels, she specifically muses on why it is that men think that has to be such a demeaning term. Or having Brienne tell Jaime that he’s whining like a woman, when in the novels, she talks about how she thinks more songs need to be written about the bravery of women and their strength. It sucks to watch. It speaks to laziness in screenwriting."
     

  12. (Source: bspolitics, via misandry-mermaid)

     

  13. How rape trials should go?

    1. Lawyer: Did he rape her?
    2. Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
    3. Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
    4. Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
    5. Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
    6. Witness: Yes, but-
    7. Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
    8. Witness: Yes.
    9. Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
    10. Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
     

  14. emobaria:

    I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

    (via rabbitthespine)